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,ON ,2+ A ,MAN """"""""""""""""   #A
,TO ! ,R1D] """""""""""""""""""   #E
,_W ,VIEWS """"""""""""""""""""   #F
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           ,M5 ,9 ,CRISIS

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MAN 9 ,AM]ICA ^! "DS4

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  ,! NA;N'S GR[+ OPIOID EPIDEMIC HAS
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MANUFACTUR+ JOBS 9 ! ,UNIT$ ,/ATES &
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COMMUNITIES4

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        ,! ,TOXIC & ! ,TRUE
         ,BY ,JE6REY ,HEMM]

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PREY TO TOXIC MASCUL9;Y4 ,B "<?ANKS
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2 SELFI%4
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! !OLOGICAL S5SE ( ! ^W ,- ?AN
,JESUS' SELF.S SACRIFICE ON ! CROSS4
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( ,JESUS4


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  _4 ,TOTAL ACTIVE RO/]$ *UR* "W]S 9
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  _4 ,H[ D M9I/RY POSI;NS T >E OP5
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,,LCMS & .',! ,LU!RAN ,WIT;S.'4
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            ,_SUAL ,"FS
         ,BY ,JOHN ,KLE9IG

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WOM5 & M54
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